Aries March 21 - April 19

For: 08/11-09/01

First of all, you need to calm the fuck down. Not only does your "Do it now or don't do it at all" attitude piss people off; it's hasty. Quality over quantity is what's important, and not only that, but if you give people a chance to tell you THEIR ideas, you may just find out that they're better than your own! This month, lay off the No-Doze- it doesn't help with your hyperactivity one bit. Your only other two options here, Aries, is to take a mild elephant tranquilizer, or become a flight attendant-they're constantly "up" too, and just as annoying as you are.

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