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For: 08/11-09/01 What are you, a fucking SCALE? Your compulsion to balance everything is actually quite annoying to the people around you. This month, try to decide whether or not the glass is half-full or half-empty, and try not to give yourself an aneurysm in the process. The blood leaking into your brain may cause your head to become off-center, thus ruining your objectives to be balanced constantly. I know that you crave equilibrium, but you overdo it. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
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Libra
September 23 - October 23
